Tuesday, June 6, 2017

How do you recharge your "soul"?

So.

You have jobs to apply to in the assumption that the deafening and absolute silence from the jobs that you have *already*  applied for should be taken as some value of "no"; you have had to do some repair work that you had no idea if you could do when you started; everything seems to be emotionally uphill.  Your batteries are down, and you need to recharge your (for lack of a better word) soul.  What do you do?

For me, these are my top three:

1. Dire Straits, the Brothers in Arms in particular.  One may jump in and ask why American blues aren't enough for me.  Maybe it's their instrumentation, maybe it's their vocals,

Maybe it's their album covers

2. Dante Aligheri's Divine Comedy.  I'm not trying to seem all clever and everything, but it is famous because it's really damn good. My preferred translation is the one by John Ciardi.  The quality of the writing really stands out because I don't buy into the philosophy, the science, or the religion.  The complexity and poetry of the writing just refresh me to read.
Plus, great art inspires other great art


3. Islay Whiskey.  I'm not talking about getting wasted, that would be counterproductive on reclaiming soul points, I'm talking about where the flavors take me.  I had watched a TV show on BBC America in which the Scottish narrator was traveling Great Britain trying all the different alcoholic drinks of the UK.  I had gotten hopeful that there would be several episodes on distilleries all through Scotland, but no.  The narrator gave one segment of one episode to all Scotch whiskys because he said that Scotch took him to the darkest part of the woods at the darkest time of the night.

What an asshole.  That's my happy place.

Seriously

To be specific, this is all about how I recover myself on my own.  Something like the night sky is more rewarding to me with other people, whether it has been at my grandparent's place with cousins, watching the Perseids with my family or my wife's family, or watching the 2001 Leonid meteor shower with Anne Marie at three in the morning in our apartment complex's parking lot, or inviting people over to watch a lunar eclipse from our backyard are all really rewarding. 

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Lucifer's Road to the Networks (appropraitely on FOX)

..... What with the season finale of the "Lucifer" television show coming up, I thought that it might be interesting to see how the Bible's version of Satan compares to what everybody "knows" about what the Bible says about Satan.  Satan is not really in that much of the Bible when you read through it (something a surprisingly small number of the book's biggest self-professed fans have done).  There are women in the Bible that get more "screen time" than the Devil, and that's really saying something.

.....By an astounding coincidence, Satan does not appear in the Bible until after the Babylonian exile, which exposed the Jewish upper classes to Persian ideas of the universe as a war between the forces of good and the forces of evil.  (Wait! What about ... Shut up! I'll get to that.)  Of course, one could always assume that this is a coincidence, or that Persian thought reminded the Jewish authors about ol' scratch.  Allow me to look at The Devil through several layers, starting with the appearances of Satan through the Bible.
"Who do my copyright lawyers talk to?"
.....In the 1980's Neil Gaiman wrote a brilliant series of comic books - no, that's the wrong word, let's say "serialized graphic novel" - The Sandman, in which one of the most compelling minor characters was Lucifer.  Yes, the one that you're thinking of.  That character got his own series written by Mike Carey, and that interpretation of Lucifer (more or less) is back in a new series and a new television show on FOX. 
Image not provided,  They HAVE all the copyright lawyers.

The First Pass: Satan

.....(Wait, why I am using "Satan" instead of "Lucifer"?  I'll get to that.)

.....The first appearance of Satan is actually in one version of a story that appears twice. (The books of Samuel and Kings, and the books of Chronicles parallel each other, with Chronicles as a summation of Jewish history written after the exile.

.......King David took a census of Israel and Judah because that's a really sensible thing to do.  How else are you going to know how many soldiers you could scratch up, or how you should tax each area?  This idea really cheesed off the people, though, presumably through the idea that if the King didn't really know the exact number of people, then maybe they could get by with less tax, or drafting fewer people.  The book of Samuel, written before the Babylonian exile, explains David doing this perfectly reasonable, that is, evil idea by have God push David into doing this, because Israel had pissed God off (1 Sam 24:1).  Wow, people hate getting taxed.

.....After the exile, the idea of God directly setting David up for a fall seemed a little mean, so it was Satan who caused the census (1 Chron 21:1).  If it were for some reason necessary to the reader to reconcile these two stories, one could look at the second story as Satan being God's tool for screwing David over.  In this, Satan is God's agent.

.......Satan's next appearance is in the book of Job, a book that most Christian and Jewish authorities (including the Jews who assembled the Bible, given Job's location in the Writings and not the Histories) consider to be a work of fiction exploring philosophical issues, a story of unknown age with other material clearly written after the Exile.  Still, it shows the writer's view of Satan.  In Job, Satan in introduced as clearly just on of the "sons of God" (Job 1:6), mingling with the others, reporting with others, presumably cashing the paycheck.  Satan's job is testing humans, and he fulfills this role by prosecuting Job throughout the book.
..... In Zephaniah (everybody's favorite book of the Bible, so I know I don't have to give too much backstory), in a vision, Zephaniah speaks of the High Priest (probably standing in for the nation of Israel)  with an angel speaking on Joshua's behalf, and Satan speaking against him.

..... This is also exactly the same role Satan plays in the Book of Matthew (chapter 4:1-11).  In explaining why Jesus chose the ministry that he did, the author has Satan ask Jesus if Jesus wants to aim at improving his listeners or at moral regeneration, whether Jesus wanted to convince by signs or by preaching, whether Jesus thought of the Messiah in terms of war or peace.  This is still consistent.  Except for a mention in the Letter of Jude in which Satan again appears as a legal adversary, arguing over the fate of Moses' soul, this is the last appearance before the Book of Revelation.  In all of these, Satan has a very clear role, and it is a clear role in God's bureaucracy: prosecuting attorney.  Satan is clearly God's Hamilton Burger, with about the same success rate.

Good job; reference a TV show on from 1957-1966.  Even you weren't alive for it.
Hey, I was milking this gig 'til I died in '93.  This will still seem old to the Millennials, though

(Fine, this should get me a generation closer.  For the Millennials, the guy on the goofy reality show used to be a singer.)


..... Okay the Book of Revelation, Satan appears as a Dragon, possibly because of the influence of the Babylonian story of Tiamat ...
She has a surprising cultural staying power
or that one of the writers whose work ended up in the Book of Revelation also did bitchin' van murals.  Satan is promoted to leader of Team Not-God, but he only gets some minor league help, like Gog out of Ezekiel 38. 

The Second Pass: Retconning the Devil


.....In the second creation story in Genesis, the serpent in the garden is nowhere (in Genesis) identified as the Devil; it is simply a talking snake, one of the Bible's two talking animals (the other talking animal is in Numbers 22:22-35).  In fact, one of the points of the story was that this was how snakes lost their legs (and, apparently, their power of speech).  Harsh, especially if you believe that this was actually Satan.  It's a good thing for snacking purposes that Satan didn't disguise himself as a chicken 

The Third Pass: Devils


.....The word "devil" comes from the Greek word meaning "slanderer", so it is kind of taking Satan as God's prosecuting attorney to its extreme.  Some translations have Leviticus 17:7 refer to devils, when the straight-laced Yahvists order the Hebrews to stay the heck away from the Greek nature fertility gods (other translations translate what is here "devils" as "satyrs", as in  Leviticus 17:7)

.....

The Fourth Pass: ... and the Rest

..... There are other figures, usually the names of the gods of other tribes, that appear in the Bible and have been used as synonymous with Satan.  Leviticus 16:8 has a reference to Azazel, possibly an evil spirit in the wilderness that is the source of sin, and Belial (Deuteronomy 13:13, 2 Thessalonians 6:15), who appears to be a pastiche of Antiochus IV, Pompey, and Herod the Great, and given a name that means "not profitable".


References to Lucifer: 1, kinda

Where does the name "Lucifer" come from?  This starts in the fourteenth chapter of Isaiah, which the New Revised Standard Version of the Bible titles as "Downfall of the King of Babylon":

When the Lord has given you rest from your pain and turmoil and the hard service with which you were made to serve, you will take up this taunt against the king of Babylon:
TL;DR You suck, Nebuchadnezzar!

...

12 How you are fallen from heaven,
    O Day Star, son of Dawn!
How you are cut down to the ground,
    you who laid the nations low!
13 You said in your heart,
    “I will ascend to heaven;
I will raise my throne
    above the stars of God;
I will sit on the mount of assembly
    on the heights of Zaphon;[c]
14 I will ascend to the tops of the clouds,
    I will make myself like the Most High.”
    ... 
(more of the same)
 ...
22 I will rise up against them, says the Lord of hosts, and will cut off from Babylon name and remnant, offspring and posterity, says the Lord. 23 And I will make it a possession of the hedgehog, and pools of water, and I will sweep it with the broom of destruction, says the Lord of hosts.

.....(The full quotation can be found here.  I left the last part in because "I will make it a possession of the hedgehog" apparently used to be some serious trash talking.  The thought of what the Lord was going to do with the hedgehog, is a little off-putting) The name translated as "Day Star" is used as sarcastic ass-kissing of the Babylonian King, the way that Louis XIV was less ironically called "the Sun King".  In Hebrew this name was "Helel (the shining one)", Venus as seen before sunrise, which was the Light-bringer.  This is "Phosphoros in Greek, and "Lucifer" in Latin.  This quite clear slamming of the king of Babylon became a discussion of a war in Heaven, with Lucifer as Satan.  In an uttering unrelated anecdote, at the time this interpretation was added to these verses, the Hebrews world was dominated culturally by the Greeks, who had numerous myth cycles about wars in heaven against the titans and the giants.

.....This association of "Lucifer" with "Satan"is made explicit when Luke's Jesus describes the success of his seventy disciples' preaching mission as being so successful that it was like watching Satan fall from Heaven.  So, this is the one reference to Lucifer in the Bible.  Not really much room to complain about adding material to flesh out the character.

Monday, December 9, 2013

Thanksgiving Results: Tom probably has Medal Points sewn up.

Tom probably has MedaL Points sewn up, but picks and points are still more competitive that in recent years.

PICKS
13-3 Tom
12-4 Kev
11-5 Harry, Kevin, Homeboy, Eric
10-6 Jeff, Anne Marie & Bruce
09-7 Vic, Steve
08-8
07-9 Pat

OVERALL PICKS
125-67 Tom
123-64 Harry
118-74 Jeff
114-78 Kev
113-79 Kevin
112-80 Homeboy
110-82 Anne Marie
108-84 Bruce
107-85 Eric
104-88 Pat
098-94 Vic
096-80 Eric
089-87 Vic
090-102 Steve

POINTS
106 Harry
103 Tom
102 Kev
097 Kevin, Homeboy
096 Eric
092 Jeff
091 Anne Marie, Bruce
090 Vic
078 Steve
064 Pat

OVERALL POINTS
1027 Tom
1015 Jeff
1008 Harry
0988 Kevin
0964 Kev
0943 Anne Marie
0930 Homeboy
0919 Eric
0911 Bruce
0859 Pat
0846 Vic
0788 Steve

MEDAL POINTS
23 Tom (Piling on like he was Bill Belichek)
...
07 Homeboy, Harry
06 Pat, Kevin, Kev
05 Vic
04 Jeff, Anne Marie, Bruce
03 Steve, Eric
02 Greg
01 Wes  

Week 12 : Winning With a 0.500 Average

PICKS
7-7 Tom (Gold), Jeff (Silver)
6-8 Anne Marie (Bronze), Bruce (Bronze), Harry, Steve
5-9
4-10 Kevin, Pat, Eric, Homeboy
3-11 Vic

OVERALL PICKS
112-64 Tom, Harry
102-74 Kev
100-76 Anne Marie

POINTS
54 Anne Marie, Bruce
53 Harry
50 Tom
49 Jeff
47 Kevin
41 Steve
39 Kev
35 Pat, Eric, Homeboy
26 Vic

OVERALL POINTS
924 Tom
923 Jeff
902 Harry
891 Kevin
862 Kev
852 Anne Marie
833 Homeboy
823 Eric
820 Bruce
795 Pat
756 Vic
710 Steve

MEDAL POINTS
20 Tom (Damn.  That's kinda far ahead)
...
07 Homeboy
06 Pat, Harry, Kevin
05 Vic
04 Kev, Jeff, Anne Marie
03 Steve, Eric, Bruce
02 Greg
01 Wes 

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Good Week For Me, At Least

I had a surprisingly good week, but Tom is stilll getting farther ahead on Medal Points.

PICKS
13-2 Harry
12-3
11-4 Tom (Silver), Kevin (Bronze), Kev
10-5 Jeff
09-6 Eric, Homeboy, Bruce, Pat
08-7 Anne Marie
07-8 Vic

OVERALL PICKS
106-56 Harry
105-57 Tom
101-61 Jeff
098-64 Kevin
097-65 Kev, Homeboy
094-68 Anne Marie
093-69 Pat
092-70 Eric, Bruce
086-76 Vic
075-87 Steve

POINTS
110 Harry
095 Tom
094 Kevin
089 Kev
087 Jeff
082 Eric, Homeboy
073 Bruce
069 Anne Marie
065 Pat
056 Vic

OVERALL POINTS
874 Jeff, Tom
849 Harry
844 Kevin
823 Kev
798 Anne Marie, Homeboy
788 Eric
766 Bruce
760 Pat
730 Vic
669 Steve

MEDAL POINTS
17 Tom
16
15
14
13
12
11
10
09
08
07 Homeboy
06 Pat, Harry, Kevin
05 Vic
04 Kev
03 Steve, Anne Marie, Eric, Bruce
02 Jeff, Greg
01 Wes

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Week X: Catastro-smeg

Three people had a winning week this week - and none of them were me.  Happily, at least it wasn't Homeboy.  And while it has taken me a little time, I am getting over the fact that both of my teams were playing teams that were winless - and they both lost.

PICKS
10-4 Tom (Gold)
8-6 Kevin (Silver), Bruce (Bronze)
7-7 Steve, Jeff, Vic, Pat
6-8 Harry, Kev
5-9 Eric, Anne Marie
4-10 Homeboy

OVERALL PICKS
94-53 Tom
93-54 Harry
91-56 Jeff
88-59 Homeboy
87-60 Kevin
86-61 Kev, Anne Marie
84-63 Pat
83-64 Eric, Bruce
79-68 Vic
75-72 Steve

POINTS
64 Tom
63 Kevin

59 Steve
52 Jeff
49 Vic, Harry
45 Kev
43 Pat
42 Bruce
41 Eric
39 Anne Marie, Homeboy

OVERALL POINTS
787 Jeff
779 Tom
750 Kevin
739 Harry
734 Kev
729 Anne Marie
716 Homeboy
706 Eric
695 Pat
693 Bruce
674 Vic
669 Steve

MEDAL POINTS
15 Tom
14
13
12
11
10
09
08
07 Homeboy
06 Pat
05 Vic, Kevin
04 Kev
03 Steve, Anne Marie, Eric, Harry, Bruce
02 Jeff, Greg
01 Wes

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Week 9 -- Dammit, I'm late!

WEEK IX

  Tom's bold weeks have left him with a pretty substantial lead in Medal Points.  His bold picks have also left him some games out of first.

PICKS
9-4 Tom (Gold), Kev (Silver)
8-5 Harry (Bronze), Kevin
7-6 Anne Marie, Homeboy, Eric
6-7 Pat, Steve, Vic & Jeff, Bruce

OVERALL PICKS
87-46 Harry
84-49 Jeff, Tom
81-52 Anne Marie
80-53 Kev
79-54 Kevin
78-55 Eric
77-56 Pat
75-58 Bruce
72-61 Vic
68-65 Steve

POINTS
71 Harry
65 Tom
64 Kev
63 Kevin
60 Anne Marie, Homeboy
58 Eric
53 Pat
52 Steve
51 Vic, Jeff
43 Bruce

OVERALL POINTS
735 Jeff
715 Tom
690 Harry, Anne Marie
689 Kev
687 Kevin
677 Homeboy
665 Eric
652 Pat
651 Bruce
625 Vic
610 Steve

MEDAL POINTS
12 Tom
11
10
09
08
07 Homeboy
06 Pat
05 Vic
04 Kev
03 Steve, Kevin, Anne Marie, Eric, Harry
02 Jeff, Greg, Bruce
01 Wes