Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Homeboy Wins Week III Convincingly - Humans Filled With Shame

.....Well, here we go.  The Dolphins continue to help me  out, but my robotic creation ruled us all.



PICKS

13-3 Homeboy (GOLD)
12-4
11-5 Eric (SILVER), Harry (BRONZE)
10-6 Jeff
09-7 Kevin, Anne Marie
08-8 Bruce, Greg, Pat, Kev, Steve, Wes, Tom
07-9
06-10
05-11 Vic

OVERALL PICKS

34-14 Jeff, Homeboy
33-15 Harry
32-16
31-17 Greg, Wes, Tom
30-18 Eric
29-19 Anne Marie, Kev
28-20 Bruce, Steve
27-21 Kevin
26-22 Vic
25-23 Pat

POINTS
120 Homeboy
114 Eric
089 Kevin
088 Anne Marie
085 Bruce
083 Jeff
082 Harry
077 Greg
076 Tom
074 Pat
073 Kev
066 Wes

051 Vic
070 Steve

OVERALL POINTS
294 Jeff
286 Homeboy
282 Greg
271 Tom
267 Anne Marie, Kev
263 Harry, Bruce
260 Steve

257 Kevin
238 Wes
231 Vic
226 Pat

MEDAL POINTS
3 Homeboy, Vic, Steve
2 Jeff, Eric, Tom
1 Harry, Greg, Wes
0 Anne Marie, Kev, Bruce, Kevin, Pat


Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Week II Results

Go Dolphins!  Tragically, I was still beaten by five people.  Homeboy had a particularly strong week; this is usually the weak part of Homeboy's performance.  This could mean that parity in the NFL is down, such that the teams that win early are the teams that are going to keep winning.  Alternatively, this could just be one of those things that happens.

..........PICKS:
13-3 Steve (Gold), Tom (Silver), Wes (Bronze)
12-4 Jeff, Bruce, Harry, Homeboy
11-5 Greg, Eric
10-6 Kev, Anne Marie, Pat, Kevin
09-7 Vic

......OVERALL PICKS
24-08 Jeff
23.9-08.1 ALL TIME RECORD pace
23-09 Wes, Greg, Tom
22-10 Harry
21-11 Kev, Vic, Homeboy

20-12 Anne Marie, Steve, Bruce
19-13 Eric
18-14 Kevin
17-15 Pat

 .........POINTS
116 Steve
113 Greg
111 Jeff
107 Tom
106 Wes
104 Bruce
100 Kev
094 Harry
091 Anne Marie, Eric
086 Pat
085 Kevin
073 Vic




......OVERALL POINTS
211 Jeff
205 Greg
195 Tom
194 Kev
190 Steve
181 Harry
180 Vic
179 Anne Marie
178 Bruce
172 Wes
168 Eric, Kevin
166 Homeboy
152 Pat

......MEDAL POINTS
3 Vic, Steve
2 Jeff, Tom
1 Greg, Wes
0 Kev, Anne Marie, Harry, Homeboy, Kevin, Eric, Bruce, Pat

The Week III Ballot has been sent out.  Please send it back before the Chiefs-Eagles game on Thursday night (which should be much more exciting than I thought it would be a month ago), or you could at least send in your pick and number, and get the rest in before Sunday noon (EDT).  Beat Homeboy!  Go Humans!

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Week 2 Drama!

.....This week saw a lot less division than the first week.

JETS@PATRIOTS Only Anne Marie picked the JETS; it was only 13-10, but you would not guess that from the picks
RAMS @ FALCONS No one picked the RAMS
CHARGERS @ EAGLES No one picked the CHARGERS
COWBOYS (Harry, Anne Marie, Eric, Greg, Tom Kevin) @ CHIEFS (Kev, Steve, Pat, Wes, Vic, Jeff, Bruce)
DOLPHINS @ COLTS Only Harry picked teh Dolphins.  It could hapen!
TITANS @ TEXANS No one picked the TITANS
REDSKINS @ PACKERS No one picked the REDSKINS
BROWNS @ RAVENS No one picked the Browns
PANTHERS (Kev, Steve, Vic) @ BILLS (the rest)
VIKINGS @ BEARS (Only Vic picked the Vikings ... aw, geez, not again ...)
SAINTS @ BUCCANEERS (Only Vic picked the Bucs)
LIONS (Harry, Anne Marie, Kev, Pat, Eric, Greg, Jeff, Kevin, Bruce) @ CARDINALS (Steve, Wes, Vic, Tom)
JAGUARS @ RAIDERS Only Kev and Pat picked the Jaguars
BRONCOS @ GIANTS Only Kevin picked the Giants
49ERS @ SEAHAWKS Steve, Eric, and Tom picked the Seahawks
STEELERS @ BENGALS Pat, Eric, and Vic picked the Steelers

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Week 1 Results!

Well, I want to get this up and going as soon as possible both because there is a game Thursday night, and so I don't have Vic posting "Where are the results, huh? Where are the results?"  :)

  Vic won both of his bold picks, so that went well for him.  Here are the results:

..........PICKS:
12-4 Vic (Gold), Jeff (Silver), Greg (Bronze)
11-5 Kev
10-6 Anne Marie, Tom, Harry, Wes
09-7 Homeboy
08-8 Kevin, Eric, Bruce
07-9 Steve, Pat

.........POINTS
107 Vic
100 Jeff
094 Kev
092 Greg
088 Anne Marie, Tom
087 Harry
083 Kevin
079 Homeboy
077 Eric
074 Bruce, Steve
066 Wes, Pat

......MEDAL POINTS
3 Vic
2 Jeff
1 Greg
0 Kev, Anne Marie, Tom, Harry, Wes, Homeboy, Kevin, Eric, Bruce, Steve, Pat

The Week II Ballot has been sent out.  Please send it back before the Patriots-Jets game on Thursday night, or you could at least send in your Pats-Jets pick and number, and get the rest in before Sunday noon (EDT).  These early weeks (after Week I) are the best chance to get a bit of a lead on Homeboy, as hopefully human reason can outperform a formulation based on one game.  Go Humans!


Monday, September 9, 2013

What Monday Means ...

First, let us pause and wonder how the Giants played so horribly last night.


Moving on, everyone picked the Texans tonight, and only Vic picked the Eagles. 

If the Redskins win, the top four slots (out of 14, with 13 actual humans) will be Jeff (Gold), Greg (Silver), Kev (Bronze), and Anne Marie.

If the Washington-Philly game goes the way the other "only Vic picked ..." game went, the top four will be VIc (Gold), Jeff (Silver), Greg (Bronze), and Kev.  What a difference that one pick will make!

  

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Week 1 Drama

So, as we are watching football today, you may wonder, "I can track how I did, but how is everyone else doing?"  Here's how.

RAVENS @ BRONCOS:  This was a really hard pick for me to make.  Few people put any confidence in this game at all, and yet everybody except Pat picked the Broncos.  Pat, that "wah, wah waaaaah" sound that you are hearing in your head in perfectly normal.

Nobody picked the CHARGERS over the TEXANS or the BILLS over the PATRIOTS, no real surprise.

TITANS  @ STEELERS: Only Vic picked the Titans
FALCONS @ SAINTS: Kev, Pat, Vic, Jeff and Tom pick the Saints.
BUCCANEERS @ JETS: Only Harry picked the Jets.
CHIEFS @ JAGUARS: Harry, Anne Marie, Eric, and Kevin picked the Jaguars
SEAHAWKS @ PANTHERS:  Pat, Wes, and Tom picked the Panthers
BENGALS @ BEARS: Steve, Vic, Tom, Kevin, and Bruce picked the Bengals
DOLPHINS @ BROWNS: Pat, Jeff, Tom, and Kevin picked the Browns
VIKINGS (Harry, Kev, Steve, Pat, Eric, Bruce) LIONS (Anne Marie, Wes, Vic, Greg, Jeff, Tom, Kevin)
RAIDERS @ COLTS: Only Vic picked the Raiders
PACKERS @ 49ERS: Only Steve, Pat, and Eric picked the Pack
CARDINALS @ RAMS: Only Pat, Kevin and Bruce picked the Cardinals
EAGLES @ REDSKINS: Only Vic picked the Eagles.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Harry's Football Challenge

.....I started this (in 1989) because I found my interest in NFL football dragging a bit in the season when my preferred team would be eliminated from the playoffs (Hey!  They went 7-9 last year!), and because I like games, and I like setting up games where I can participate.  I keep doing this because I really don't like how fantasy football is all about the superstar.  The teams, records, etc., don't mean a darn thing.  So this game allows me to use my drinking a beer, eating some chili football watching to lead to being able to test your wits against others.

.....Each week, I'll send out a ballot.  The ballot scores all the games that had not started when the ballot was sent out.  (For example, if a ballot came in on Sunday morning, September 8th, I'd count everything *but* the Thursday game.)  Here is how the ballot works:

.....I send out the ballot in Excel.  This is the first week's ballot.  In the "team" column, pick the one- or two-letter for the team you think will win.  (Why two letters?  Twice each year, for example, the Bengals play the Browns, and the Chargers play the Chiefs, etc.)  In the second column, list your confidence from 1 ("There is no way this team can lose!") to 16 (or 13, or 14, depending on the week) ("Does anybody know a drunken monkey with a dartboard?")

.....As an example, there is an automated player, HOMEBOY.  HOMEBOY always picks the team with the best record; in the case of a tie, HOMEBOY picks the home team.  (Week 1 HOMEBOY uses last season's records.)  There is great shame in getting beaten by HOMEBOY.

.....There are three ways in which scores are kept:

1. Right-wrong record.  Lat year, my old buddy in Florida, Steve, won, going 171-85.  The best record ever was put up by my Dad of 191-65.

2. Points.  If the team you picked as choice #1 wins (in a week with 16 games), you get 16 points.  If your #2 team wins, you get 15 points, and if your last pick team wins, you get 1 point.  Last year Steve won that, too, with 1401 total points.

3. Winning weeks.  Each week, the person with the best R/W score (using points as a tie-breaker) gets 3 medal points.  The person with the second-best score gets 2, and the person with the third-best score gets 1.  I added this one to give people who might feel that they are two far behind to win in one of the other ways a reason to keep playing into December.  Although last year Steve won that, too, with 14 points.  Honestly, the Triple Crown is not all that common.)

HOMEBOY's rules:
  Picks: Homeboy picks the team with the better record.  In the case of even records, HOMEBOY picks the home team.  In the late season, Homeboy can go 10-6 or better consistently, although in more recent seasons, the practice of phoning-it-in for the last couple games for teams with playoff spots locked down can hurt HOMEBOY.

  Ranking:  HOMEBOY's ranking is determined by how much better one team's record is than another.  For example. the Colts won eleven more games last year than the Raiders, so HOMEBOY is confident that the Colts will crush the Raiders next week.  In the case of two games with teams separated by the same number of games, HOMEBOY favors the game in which the prefered team is playing at home.  If there are still games in which the teams are separated by the same number of points, homeboy scores teams with better records more highly, on the basis that they should be more consistent.  (Homeboy has more confidence in the Falcons (13-3) beating the Saints (7-9) than in the Patriots (12-4) beating the Bills (6-10).)  After that, I use the randomize function in Excel.

  Questions?